The Muskoxen

The following is a running list of the rules of the Muskoxen. Formal bylaws have not yet been written.

1. Only the founding fathers are allowed to butcher the name.


2. Muskoxen must be plural at all times.


3. The founding fathers are infallible within the Muskoxen.


4. No girlz alowwed[sic]!


5. The official greeting of the Muskoxen is "What's up, Muskoxen?"