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Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on Sep 22, 2010 1:11:35 am EDT
Lately there have been several instances where "inventors" have made headlines for things we, the Muskoxen (aka The Muskoxen and Vince the Muskoxen Separatist), conceived of, but never followed through on.
Probably the most prominent instance of this has been this "Fried Beer" thing.
I believe it was Muskoxen Keith who came up with this idea, but we hit an impasse when we were such purists that we wouldn't allow fried beer batter or fried beer bread. Our indecision has cost us worldwide headlines, and probably some money for something totally stupid. Getting worldwide headlines, and some money for something totally stupid could easily be the stated goal of our organization if we had one.
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on Jul 2, 2010 7:55:33 pm EDT
Hey everyone. Just wanted to announce that I'm finally launching my long-in-the-works cartoon and comics site, Beer and Rot.
Check it out, and let me know what you think if you enjoy it. If you don't like it, go fuck yourself.
Special thanks to the Muskoxen and my lovely wife, Val, for all their help, even though I ignored a good chunk of it and left the long fart in.
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Apr 25, 2010 1:11:46 am EDT
OK, so this *may* be TMI, but your boy is typing this entry from his toilet. Not 10 minutes ago I tried KFC’s Double Down “ breadless sandwich.” I should have known better. Actually I did know better, but in the interest of informing the general public, I forged ahead to bring you this toilet blasting installment.
The Double Down (isn’t this a Blackjack or Poker term? What does it have to do with a chicken sandwich? And on the topic of Poker: I’m sick of it already – it’s NOT a sport! We don’t need TV shows associated with it. Seriously, enough already, but I digress… I may have to another post on the oversaturation of Poker these days.). Anyway, back to the Double Down… MSO Jess introduced me to the sandwich through an email she sent to the group condemning it. I thought it looked amazing and vowed to try it. Here’s what happened.
MSO Shade’ decided it was a KFC night. I’m not sure why because I don’t eat KFC because whatever grease they use runs through my stomach and out my ass Usain Bolt fast. I decided though that if she was going to get it, it was my duty to try this new sandwich.
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on Apr 22, 2010 10:00:00 am EDT
It's been a little more than a year since the original Quest for the Best 1: Muskoxtoberfest in Spring: Feats of Beer '09, the Brew-tastic Challenge, and in that year, it seems like the more beer I drink, the more I learn about myself. So here's what I've learned over the past year, after my eyes were opened in the original QFTB:
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on Apr 13, 2010 3:14:19 am EDT
Within the next week or two, there's a roughly 50% chance that I will have a daughter. To that end, Val and I were discussing the need for a new word to take the place of vagina.
Basically, vagina is a crappy word. It's not surprise because it is, after all, a medical term. It probably meant "bucket" or something in Latin, and now we're stuck with it. (Author's note: I just looked it up, and it actually means sheath or scabbard in Latin... you know... because it fits on our "swords"... So, it's basically like a bad, 3000 year old joke).
The thing is that, while penises got nicknames for every occasion, vaginas went straight from medical to dirty (cunt, twat, pussy), confusing (box, cooter), intentionally gross and silly (camel toe, hatchet wound), or those stupid variants of other terms (vag, vagine, cunnie, vajayjay, etc.).
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Dec 15, 2009 5:34:23 am EST
Doing some of my Youtubing I ran across this... it's apparently a real product (or at least the website makes it look like you can order them). The "commercial" made me laugh though... enjoy.
http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Order.html
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on Sep 13, 2009 7:19:07 pm EDT
Good thing McNabb got up, Vick was going to run down, bash his teeth out and drown him.
Wokka wokka wokka!
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on Aug 21, 2009 3:31:59 am EDT
So, this is more of an inside question, but I say we open it up for discussion.
What would the Muskoxen do in regards to this picture? Should the bird be more prominent, or do we feel that the idea comes across?
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Aug 19, 2009 7:22:11 pm EDT
So I was sitting here bored and it occured to me that a couple weekends ago Vince, Shade' and I saw a hilarious commercial for the Slap Chop on MTV in which someone laid a beat down and "remixed" the infomercial. No idea why this just popped into my head, but it did, so I went and found it to share with you guys:
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA 425x344]
So apparently there are parodies of it, too (not surprisingly):
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaR4LcLbW8I&feature=fvw 425x344]
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ 425x344]
OK, I'm doing one of my youtube randumb viewing sessions now... check out the ShamWow song:
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsQcyhBsSjI 425x344]
Check out the cameo's in this JamWow Remix, simply awesome:
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CztvSpKdCeY 425x344]
OK, I'd better stop before I waste any more time (ine or yours)....
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Aug 19, 2009 2:09:43 pm EDT
The Shake Weight may be the funniest workout aid ever invented. Seriously. The thighmaster has NOTHING on this... watch the video in the following link and you'll understand.
My problem with it is that I see no point in spending then $20 (+ S&H) when you can get the same workout for free and make us (your boys) happy at the same time.... you get a work out and strong upper bodies and in the end we both get happy endings! :)
https://www.shakeweight.com/
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