Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Apr 25, 2010 1:11:46 am EDT
OK, so this *may* be TMI, but your boy is typing this entry from his toilet. Not 10 minutes ago I tried KFC’s Double Down “ breadless sandwich.” I should have known better. Actually I did know better, but in the interest of informing the general public, I forged ahead to bring you this toilet blasting installment.
The Double Down (isn’t this a Blackjack or Poker term? What does it have to do with a chicken sandwich? And on the topic of Poker: I’m sick of it already – it’s NOT a sport! We don’t need TV shows associated with it. Seriously, enough already, but I digress… I may have to another post on the oversaturation of Poker these days.). Anyway, back to the Double Down… MSO Jess introduced me to the sandwich through an email she sent to the group condemning it. I thought it looked amazing and vowed to try it. Here’s what happened.
MSO Shade’ decided it was a KFC night. I’m not sure why because I don’t eat KFC because whatever grease they use runs through my stomach and out my ass Usain Bolt fast. I decided though that if she was going to get it, it was my duty to try this new sandwich.
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on Apr 22, 2010 10:00:00 am EDT
It's been a little more than a year since the original Quest for the Best 1: Muskoxtoberfest in Spring: Feats of Beer '09, the Brew-tastic Challenge, and in that year, it seems like the more beer I drink, the more I learn about myself. So here's what I've learned over the past year, after my eyes were opened in the original QFTB:
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on Apr 13, 2010 3:14:19 am EDT
Within the next week or two, there's a roughly 50% chance that I will have a daughter. To that end, Val and I were discussing the need for a new word to take the place of vagina.
Basically, vagina is a crappy word. It's not surprise because it is, after all, a medical term. It probably meant "bucket" or something in Latin, and now we're stuck with it. (Author's note: I just looked it up, and it actually means sheath or scabbard in Latin... you know... because it fits on our "swords"... So, it's basically like a bad, 3000 year old joke).
The thing is that, while penises got nicknames for every occasion, vaginas went straight from medical to dirty (cunt, twat, pussy), confusing (box, cooter), intentionally gross and silly (camel toe, hatchet wound), or those stupid variants of other terms (vag, vagine, cunnie, vajayjay, etc.).
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