Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on May 27, 2009 10:49:25 pm EDT
OK, I admit it, I'm a Youtube addict. Seriously. I waste hours at a time clicking from video to video. I'll start with a rap freestyle battle, somehow land on a ghetto fight, then watch some people busting their asses doing a variety of stupid shit and eventually I'm watching some no names do silly movies. It's awesome. Over the Memorial Day weekend, I was apparently looking through stuff more than usual. Here are some of the finer moments:
Charles Hamilton Freestyle (he's really freestyling, not spitting writtens like most cats these days). Son is STUPID nice! Don't believe me? Check for yourself (watch both parts if you have the time):
Part One:
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on May 22, 2009 12:24:31 am EDT
Dear Muskoxen --
Suppose I'm in the shower and I have to pee. Should I:
a. Just hold it. Really, how long does a shower take, 10 minutes? Be an adult.
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on May 18, 2009 11:49:20 pm EDT
Something the Muskoxen have noticed lately has been the popularity of "man showers." That is, a celebration of the man before his first child arrives.
We want to clear it up - here and now - that we were the trailblazers of this particular activity. Yes, folks, before Scott Baio did it (and even called it a Man Shower), the Muskoxen planned and executed what we titled the Man-Shower. You can read all about it in the Events area.
In short, in 2006, before my daughter was born, we decided to have a blowout in Atlantic City and go to a Pogues concert. It was fantastic, it provided the impetus for forming the Muskoxen, and it was one hell of a party. Check the pictures in our gallery. In fact, the two stacked pictures in the left side of our top banner are from that weekend. We even had shirts made for the occasion.
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on May 14, 2009 11:20:11 pm EDT
...or for fun, or a science project or something like that.
Brew Beer in a Coffee Maker
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on May 8, 2009 11:04:54 pm EDT
So I finally figured out why I'm fat! It's not because I'm lazy, or because I overeat, or that I drink beer like it's going out of style, or that my diet is worse than a group of first time Weight Watchers meeting participants... it's (are you ready for this?) because I chew too much gum! Don't believe me? Check it out:
http://health.msn.com/weight-loss/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100237729>1=31036
If you don't feel like reading all of that, I've taken the liberty of highlighting the important parts (for my purposes, anyway) here:
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on May 8, 2009 10:21:25 pm EDT
Seeing as it’s a Friday, and a relatively nice day weather-wise, today was unusually bad for small talk at work. Why do we all feel the need to have small talk? We say the same tired cliché’s week after week, to the same people in the hallways, in elevators, waiting in line, etc.… when will it end?
Monday ”Ugh! Grumble, grumble, grumble… I HATE Mondays. Here we go again…”
Tuesday: “Is it Friday yet?”
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on May 8, 2009 1:52:58 am EDT
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on May 6, 2009 5:00:00 am EDT
I know I'm a little late, but how awesome is this?
Meat cards are business cards that are made from beef jerkey and etched with lasers.
I seriously can not think of a better business card for a Muskoxen than one of these.
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on May 6, 2009 5:00:00 am EDT
I just read this piece:
Father uses dog collar to shock kids
Here's the problem with it - he didn't use it as a device for discipline.
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on May 5, 2009 5:00:00 am EDT
Recently, a suggestion was made to The Muskoxen that we should start giving advice to people. Seeing as we are the all-knowing beings that we are, I think this is a fantastic idea.
But we want to leave it up to you, our fans.
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