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Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on Sep 22, 2010 1:11:35 am EDT
Lately there have been several instances where "inventors" have made headlines for things we, the Muskoxen (aka The Muskoxen and Vince the Muskoxen Separatist), conceived of, but never followed through on.
Probably the most prominent instance of this has been this "Fried Beer" thing.
I believe it was Muskoxen Keith who came up with this idea, but we hit an impasse when we were such purists that we wouldn't allow fried beer batter or fried beer bread. Our indecision has cost us worldwide headlines, and probably some money for something totally stupid. Getting worldwide headlines, and some money for something totally stupid could easily be the stated goal of our organization if we had one.
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on Jul 2, 2010 7:55:33 pm EDT
Hey everyone. Just wanted to announce that I'm finally launching my long-in-the-works cartoon and comics site, Beer and Rot.
Check it out, and let me know what you think if you enjoy it. If you don't like it, go fuck yourself.
Special thanks to the Muskoxen and my lovely wife, Val, for all their help, even though I ignored a good chunk of it and left the long fart in.
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on Apr 13, 2010 3:14:19 am EDT
Within the next week or two, there's a roughly 50% chance that I will have a daughter. To that end, Val and I were discussing the need for a new word to take the place of vagina.
Basically, vagina is a crappy word. It's not surprise because it is, after all, a medical term. It probably meant "bucket" or something in Latin, and now we're stuck with it. (Author's note: I just looked it up, and it actually means sheath or scabbard in Latin... you know... because it fits on our "swords"... So, it's basically like a bad, 3000 year old joke).
The thing is that, while penises got nicknames for every occasion, vaginas went straight from medical to dirty (cunt, twat, pussy), confusing (box, cooter), intentionally gross and silly (camel toe, hatchet wound), or those stupid variants of other terms (vag, vagine, cunnie, vajayjay, etc.).
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on Sep 13, 2009 7:19:07 pm EDT
Good thing McNabb got up, Vick was going to run down, bash his teeth out and drown him.
Wokka wokka wokka!
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on Aug 21, 2009 3:31:59 am EDT
So, this is more of an inside question, but I say we open it up for discussion.
What would the Muskoxen do in regards to this picture? Should the bird be more prominent, or do we feel that the idea comes across?
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on Aug 16, 2009 11:34:14 pm EDT
Last weekend I had the privilege of trying Beer Ice Cream, and Bacon Ice Cream. Dream no more! These two crown jewels of hypothetical manly desserts actually exist! Ironically, you have to go to notoriously-gay Rehoboth Beach, Delaware to get them (hold your jokes. I was there with my wife. Gay people keep the beach clean).
Anyway, here are the reviews:
Bacon Ice Cream | 80% Awesomeness (we still need a rating system!)
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on Jun 21, 2009 7:19:14 pm EDT
I'm proposing a new game for the Muskoxen. I'm calling it the Muskoxen Greatest Distance Blog (MGDB) just for the sake of the tag (we can change that later). The idea is to see who can blog from the farthest away. As it happens, I'm currently in Denver for Val's grandparents' 50th wedding anniversary. Val reminded me that Vince is currently in Hawaii, and could beat me. But, I'm betting that he won't write in from there. Yay me! ***Add-on:
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on May 14, 2009 11:20:11 pm EDT
...or for fun, or a science project or something like that.
Brew Beer in a Coffee Maker
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on May 3, 2009 5:00:00 am EDT
Today's hangover capped off a three-week (and counting!) cycle of liquor related hangovers that have led me to the conclusion that I just can't drink liquor anymore. I don't know if I'm getting old or if I'm out of practice or if I'm metabolizing the alcohol slower because I quit smoking... point it, it's going to take a concerted effort on my part to get back off the wagon on this. Mint juleps in celebration of the Kentucky Derby were the culprit this time. Last week it was a mixture of liquors that left me feeling shaky until the early part of the afternoon. The week before that it was several double shots of Jack that made me barf up my breakfast the next day, and left me out of commission until 8 o'clock that evening. Now, I understand that some people would ask the obvious question, "Why not just avoid liquor?" The answer to that is another question. "Have you ever seen 'Raiders of the Lost Ark?' Remember when that lady out drinks that big Nepalese guy (who for some reason was white)? What would've happened if she had lost and passed out? The Nazis would have walked in, got that medallion, found the Ark, and taken over the world. Do you want Nazis to take over the world? No? Then I need to be able to drink liquor." And, to answer another obvious question, no I don't have any artifacts that would point me towards any priceless, religious relics, but what if I get one and the drinking contest happens that same night? See where I'm going with this?
Posted by: Muskoxen Geoff
on Apr 26, 2009 5:00:00 am EDT
And, here I thought that I would be the last to write a blog. I'm not really known for being punctual with things like this (see my bio, ghost-written by Brendan). This is the second time I'm writing this because I didn't know that this would time out. Blech. Anyway, here's my first blog. _______________________
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