Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on Apr 22, 2010 10:00:00 am EDT
It's been a little more than a year since the original Quest for the Best 1: Muskoxtoberfest in Spring: Feats of Beer '09, the Brew-tastic Challenge, and in that year, it seems like the more beer I drink, the more I learn about myself. So here's what I've learned over the past year, after my eyes were opened in the original QFTB:
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on Jun 23, 2009 5:24:34 pm EDT
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For most sports fans, this won't need any explanation, just awe and wonderment. I can't stop watching it.
(Kissing Suzy Kolber via Deadspin)
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on Jun 12, 2009 1:00:47 pm EDT
Dear Muskoxen,
I'm concerned about the switch to digital television coming up. I only get TV over the air, and missed out on the government vouchers for a converter box. What should I do?
Signed,
Nubbins Television
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on Jun 11, 2009 3:55:35 pm EDT
Check it (but don't expect too much):
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I would have been highly impressed had there been a cow floating around in there, but when you get to the money shot, all you see is a light bouncing around on the top of the car (although it is cool how it lands right back on the top of the truck because of the magnet). I know you can't expect too much because they're actually inside of a tornado, but I think it's reasonable to ask for a shot a little better than that. I mean, at least deploy DOROTHY.
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on Jun 3, 2009 1:12:56 pm EDT
Check it out, a guy in Florida is suing a strip club after a stripper "permanently injured" him after kicking him without warning.
Geoff, maybe you should have sued after the bloody nose.
Man claims stripper permanently injured him - WPTV West Palm Beach
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on May 22, 2009 12:24:31 am EDT
Dear Muskoxen --
Suppose I'm in the shower and I have to pee. Should I:
a. Just hold it. Really, how long does a shower take, 10 minutes? Be an adult.
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on May 18, 2009 11:49:20 pm EDT
Something the Muskoxen have noticed lately has been the popularity of "man showers." That is, a celebration of the man before his first child arrives.
We want to clear it up - here and now - that we were the trailblazers of this particular activity. Yes, folks, before Scott Baio did it (and even called it a Man Shower), the Muskoxen planned and executed what we titled the Man-Shower. You can read all about it in the Events area.
In short, in 2006, before my daughter was born, we decided to have a blowout in Atlantic City and go to a Pogues concert. It was fantastic, it provided the impetus for forming the Muskoxen, and it was one hell of a party. Check the pictures in our gallery. In fact, the two stacked pictures in the left side of our top banner are from that weekend. We even had shirts made for the occasion.
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on May 6, 2009 5:00:00 am EDT
I know I'm a little late, but how awesome is this?
Meat cards are business cards that are made from beef jerkey and etched with lasers.
I seriously can not think of a better business card for a Muskoxen than one of these.
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on May 6, 2009 5:00:00 am EDT
I just read this piece:
Father uses dog collar to shock kids
Here's the problem with it - he didn't use it as a device for discipline.
Posted by: Muskoxen Brendan
on May 5, 2009 5:00:00 am EDT
Recently, a suggestion was made to The Muskoxen that we should start giving advice to people. Seeing as we are the all-knowing beings that we are, I think this is a fantastic idea.
But we want to leave it up to you, our fans.
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