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Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Apr 25, 2010 1:11:46 am EDT
OK, so this *may* be TMI, but your boy is typing this entry from his toilet. Not 10 minutes ago I tried KFC’s Double Down “ breadless sandwich.” I should have known better. Actually I did know better, but in the interest of informing the general public, I forged ahead to bring you this toilet blasting installment.
The Double Down (isn’t this a Blackjack or Poker term? What does it have to do with a chicken sandwich? And on the topic of Poker: I’m sick of it already – it’s NOT a sport! We don’t need TV shows associated with it. Seriously, enough already, but I digress… I may have to another post on the oversaturation of Poker these days.). Anyway, back to the Double Down… MSO Jess introduced me to the sandwich through an email she sent to the group condemning it. I thought it looked amazing and vowed to try it. Here’s what happened.
MSO Shade’ decided it was a KFC night. I’m not sure why because I don’t eat KFC because whatever grease they use runs through my stomach and out my ass Usain Bolt fast. I decided though that if she was going to get it, it was my duty to try this new sandwich.
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Dec 15, 2009 5:34:23 am EST
Doing some of my Youtubing I ran across this... it's apparently a real product (or at least the website makes it look like you can order them). The "commercial" made me laugh though... enjoy.
http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Order.html
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Aug 19, 2009 7:22:11 pm EDT
So I was sitting here bored and it occured to me that a couple weekends ago Vince, Shade' and I saw a hilarious commercial for the Slap Chop on MTV in which someone laid a beat down and "remixed" the infomercial. No idea why this just popped into my head, but it did, so I went and found it to share with you guys:
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA 425x344]
So apparently there are parodies of it, too (not surprisingly):
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaR4LcLbW8I&feature=fvw 425x344]
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ 425x344]
OK, I'm doing one of my youtube randumb viewing sessions now... check out the ShamWow song:
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsQcyhBsSjI 425x344]
Check out the cameo's in this JamWow Remix, simply awesome:
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CztvSpKdCeY 425x344]
OK, I'd better stop before I waste any more time (ine or yours)....
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Aug 19, 2009 2:09:43 pm EDT
The Shake Weight may be the funniest workout aid ever invented. Seriously. The thighmaster has NOTHING on this... watch the video in the following link and you'll understand.
My problem with it is that I see no point in spending then $20 (+ S&H) when you can get the same workout for free and make us (your boys) happy at the same time.... you get a work out and strong upper bodies and in the end we both get happy endings! :)
https://www.shakeweight.com/
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Aug 18, 2009 12:33:03 pm EDT
OK, I'm sure I'm not the only person who's seen this, but it has to be shared. Mr. T has an infomercial for a cooking machine called the FlavorWave Oven. In a shocking turn, he's turned his gold chains in for an apron. You read that right: an apron. On Mr. T. Do you think B.A. Baracus would have ever worn an apron? HELL NO. Unless Hanniball stuck him with a needle to get him on a plane and then put an apron on him... and if they did that I pity the fool who he sees first when we wakes up. Anyway, Check it out:
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrVWyj-XcbQ 425x244]
How awesome/pathetic/sad/sweet is that? How about his entrance? He kicked down a door amid a cloud of dust (and damn near toppled over)! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! Not even a prop door can stand between Mr. T and some good grub! I gotta get one! And fast! And not only does it bake flavor into food, you can actually BAKE with it! I'd like to see someone make a muffin with a George Forman grill... take THAT George.
I kept hoping that at some point he'd go all Clubber Lang and challenge George Forman to some sort of fight or challenge. "My prediction? Pain!"
I'm not mad at him for trying to make money - I'm sure his Rocky III and A-Team royalties aren't what they used to be, but did he have to try so hard to blatently ride on the coattails of Big George? And with such an inferior product? Seriously - just look at that thing - it's huge and basically it reminds of of those Easy Bake Ovens that cook with a regular lightbulb that were so popular with girls and aspiring Emirrils when I was a kid... And take a look in the background... I've heard of product placement, but this infomercial took that notion to a whole new level - look how many FlavorWaves riddle the shelves... I guess they've got to have somewhere to put them when no one orders them, huh?
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Jul 2, 2009 3:52:41 pm EDT
So I'm sitting at my desk when I notice a link on the msn webpage that catches my eye. "12 Workplace Phrases You Probably Don't Know, But Should" - hmmm... interesting, I need to know this information, I'd better click the link: Have a look for yourself: http://msn.careerbuilder.com/Article/MSN-1917-Workplace-Issues-12-Workplace-Phrases-You-Probably-Dont-Know-But-Should/?cbsid=708c5a9d672d4c99b8b17ccb56b8e19a-298990363-VO-4&sc_extcmp=JS_1917_home1&cbRecursionCnt=2&SiteId=cbmsnhp41917&ArticleID=1917>1=23000
As I'm reading the "must know phrases" it hit me just how ridiculous they all are. It also hit me that there is a lot of covert racism strewn throughout these corporate buzz words. All of these phrases/buzz words are guilty, but I'll just point out a few of the more obvious ones here: Drink the Kool-Aid I feel that this statement is blatantly racist. I bet it's "red" flavored Kool-Aid too, which is definitely racist. Or maybe grape. Either way, it's wrong. Why isn't it "Drink the Tang"? You wanna know why? It's because only white people drink Tang. Anyway, I have no idea why drinking Kool-Aid correlates to following blindly or being brainwashed... I think it goes back to the slave mentality.
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Jun 14, 2009 7:43:13 pm EDT
I'm sitting here watching a new TV show on Animal Planet called Stranger Among Bears. I'd seen a news story done on this guy several months ago and I guess it's such an unbelievable story that people are clamoring for more. Charlie Vandergaw lives in a remote part of Alaska outside of Anchorage and welcomes bears (both of Black and Grizzly varieties) to his home as family. He names them, talks to them, pets them, smacks them when they nip at him, feeds them out of his hand, lays with them, wrestles with them and the only protection he has is a stick. He's done this for more than 20 years, and has seen several generations of bear families come through his home. You can read all about it and see pictures and videos on the Animal Planet's website here: http://animal.discovery.com/tv/stranger-among-bears/ As a nature lover, I'm completely enthralled and suggest that you all check this out if you get a chance. even if you're not a nature lover, I'd imagine you'll be amazed watching this show.
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Jun 11, 2009 10:49:54 pm EDT
In my blog post earlier this week I completely omitted the fact that the UFC has a PPV event this Saturday (June 13). The event is in Germany, so the live broadcast is at 3PM ET, with a rebroadcast at 10PM ET. I'd like to take this time to offer my opinions/predictions of the fight card. Feel free to agree, disagree or bite me. The full fight card (including fights that may not be televised) can be seen on the UFC's official page, here:
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Jun 9, 2009 11:26:20 pm EDT
To all of you who don’t already know, the World Extreme Cagefighting (WEC) is like the Ultimate Fighting Championship’s (UFC) little brother for all intents and purposes. The WEC caters to fighters smaller in stature, but definitely not lesser in talent. They have world class fighters and great fight cards, and the best part of all is that its fight cards are broadcast for free on the Vs. network (and in HD where available).
The only difference (besides the fact that it’s lesser known than the UFC and price tag) is the weight classes. The WEC has fighters in three weight classes: Bantamweight - 135 lbs. or less, Featherweight – over 135 lbs. to 145 lbs., and Lightweight - over 145 lbs. to 155 lbs. Whereas the UFC’s weight classes start at Lightweight - over 145 lbs. to 155 lbs. and goes to Welterweight - over 155 lbs. to 170 lbs., then to Middleweight - over 170 lbs. to 185 lbs., then Light Heavyweight – over 185 lbs. to 205 lbs., and finally to the big boys of the Heavyweight division - over 205 lbs. to 265 lbs.
I’m sick of hearing people saying that the WEC fighters are wannabe UFC fighters, or that they’re “not good enough” to fight in the UFC. It’s not that at all – they’re just too little. For those of us in the know, however, we were recently blessed with a great fightcard from the WEC.
Posted by: Muskoxen Keith
on Jun 7, 2009 4:25:28 am EDT
I'm no movie critic, but I watch a lot of them and I think I have a pretty good idea of what's good (Napoleon Dynamite and Talladega Nights spring immediately to mind) and what sucks (It's Pat, The Movie - I never saw this, but I can guarantee it sucks). I know what's funny and what's not, trust me. I'm not going to go into any spoilers, or ruin anything, but I am going to tell you that if you've read anything on this website and it's made you laugh or even crack a smile, then you owe it to yourself to go and see this movie. It's right up your alley. The Muskoxen and the MSO's, sans MSO Jess, converged on a theater in Columbia, MD today for a group viewing of this movie (and to celebrate my birthday), and I think I speak for the group when I give it the official Muskoxen stamp of approval. Whatever that may be. Anyway, go see this movie. Now. Seriously, stop reading and go already. You won't regret it. And make sure to stay through the credits... :) Why are you still reading - get to a theater.
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