You need a Handjob!

Muskoxen Keith — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:34:23 +0100

Doing some of my Youtubing I ran across this... it's apparently a real product (or at least the website makes it look like you can order them). The "commercial" made me laugh though... enjoy.

http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Order.html

McNabb's knee or back or whatever - opening game

Muskoxen Geoff — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 23:19:07 +0100

Good thing McNabb got up, Vick was going to run down, bash his teeth out and drown him.

Wokka wokka wokka!

What would the Muskoxen do?

Muskoxen Geoff — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:31:59 +0100

So, this is more of an inside question, but I say we open it up for discussion.

What would the Muskoxen do in regards to this picture? Should the bird be more prominent, or do we feel that the idea comes across?

-Flipped Off in Philly

Watch this... You're Gonna Love My Nuts!

Muskoxen Keith — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:22:11 +0100

So I was sitting here bored and it occured to me that a couple weekends ago Vince, Shade' and I saw a hilarious commercial for the Slap Chop on MTV in which someone laid a beat down and "remixed" the infomercial. No idea why this just popped into my head, but it did, so I went and found it to share with you guys:
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA 425x344]

So apparently there are parodies of it, too (not surprisingly):
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Shake the weight off....

Muskoxen Keith — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:09:43 +0100

The Shake Weight may be the funniest workout aid ever invented. Seriously. The thighmaster has NOTHING on this... watch the video in the following link and you'll understand.
My problem with it is that I see no point in spending then $20 (+ S&H) when you can get the same workout for free and make us (your boys) happy at the same time.... you get a work out and strong upper bodies and in the end we both get happy endings! :)

https://www.shakeweight.com/

I Pity The Fool without an infomercial...

Muskoxen Keith — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:33:03 +0100

OK, I'm sure I'm not the only person who's seen this, but it has to be shared. Mr. T has an infomercial for a cooking machine called the FlavorWave Oven. In a shocking turn, he's turned his gold chains in for an apron. You read that right: an apron. On Mr. T. Do you think B.A. Baracus would have ever worn an apron? HELL NO. Unless Hanniball stuck him with a needle to get him on a plane and then put an apron on him... and if they did that I pity tRead More...

I scream, you scream, we all get fat and drunk.

Muskoxen Geoff — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:34:14 +0100

Last weekend I had the privilege of trying Beer Ice Cream, and Bacon Ice Cream. Dream no more! These two crown jewels of hypothetical manly desserts actually exist! Ironically, you have to go to notoriously-gay Rehoboth Beach, Delaware to get them (hold your jokes. I was there with my wife. Gay people keep the beach clean).

Anyway, here are the reviews:

Bacon Ice Cream | 80% Awesomeness (we still need a rating system!)

http://msn.careerbuilder.com/Article/MSN-1917-Workplace-Issues-12-Workplace-Phrases-You-Probably-Dont-Know-But-Should/?cbsid=708c5a9d672d4c99b8b17ccb56b8e19a-298990363-VO-4&sc_extcmp=JS_1917_home1&cbRecursionCnt=2&amRead More...

Press Hop Video - Awesome

Muskoxen Brendan — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:24:34 +0100

[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exOxUAntx8I 425x344]

For most sports fans, this won't need any explanation, just awe and wonderment. I can't stop watching it.

(Kissing Suzy Kolber via Deadspin)

Starting a new game. I win.

Muskoxen Geoff — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:19:14 +0100

I'm proposing a new game for the Muskoxen. I'm calling it the Muskoxen Greatest Distance Blog (MGDB) just for the sake of the tag (we can change that later).

The idea is to see who can blog from the farthest away. As it happens, I'm currently in Denver for Val's grandparents' 50th wedding anniversary. Val reminded me that Vince is currently in Hawaii, and could beat me. But, I'm betting that he won't write in from there. Yay me!

***Add-on:

This video hRead More...

Stranger Among Bears

Muskoxen Keith — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:43:13 +0100

I'm sitting here watching a new TV show on Animal Planet called Stranger Among Bears. I'd seen a news story done on this guy several months ago and I guess it's such an unbelievable story that people are clamoring for more. Charlie Vandergaw lives in a remote part of Alaska outside of Anchorage and welcomes bears (both of Black and Grizzly varieties) to his home as family. He names them, talks to them, pets them, smacks them when they nip at him, feeds them out of Read More...

What Would The Muskoxen Do? - The Digital TV Transition

Muskoxen Brendan — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:00:47 +0100

Dear Muskoxen,

I'm concerned about the switch to digital television coming up. I only get TV over the air, and missed out on the government vouchers for a converter box. What should I do?

Signed,
Nubbins Television

The Muskoxen felt it appropriate to publish this question today, due to the digital TV deadline.

Majority Opinions

UFC 99: Comeback

Muskoxen Keith — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:49:54 +0100

In my blog post earlier this week I completely omitted the fact that the UFC has a PPV event this Saturday (June 13). The event is in Germany, so the live broadcast is at 3PM ET, with a rebroadcast at 10PM ET.

I'd like to take this time to offer my opinions/predictions of the fight card. Feel free to agree, disagree or bite me.

The full fight card (including fights that may not be televised) can be seen on the UFC's official page, here:

http://www.uRead More...

Storm Chasers Get Video From Inside of a Tornado

Muskoxen Brendan — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:55:35 +0100

Check it (but don't expect too much):

[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94qCoLdpRIQ 425x344]

I would have been highly impressed had there been a cow floating around in there, but when you get to the money shot, all you see is a light bouncing around on the top of the car (although it is cool how it lands right back on the top of the truck because of the magnet). I know you can't expect too much because they're actually inside of a tornado, but I think it's reasonable to Read More...

Fight News/Info

Muskoxen Keith — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:26:20 +0100

To all of you who don’t already know, the World Extreme Cagefighting (WEC) is like the Ultimate Fighting Championship’s (UFC) little brother for all intents and purposes. The WEC caters to fighters smaller in stature, but definitely not lesser in talent. They have world class fighters and great fight cards, and the best part of all is that its fight cards are broadcast for free on the Vs. network (and in HD where available).

ThRead More...

The Hangover

Muskoxen Keith — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 08:25:28 +0100

I'm no movie critic, but I watch a lot of them and I think I have a pretty good idea of what's good (Napoleon Dynamite and Talladega Nights spring immediately to mind) and what sucks (It's Pat, The Movie - I never saw this, but I can guarantee it sucks). I know what's funny and what's not, trust me. I'm not going to go into any spoilers, or ruin anything, but I am going to tell you that if you've read anything on this website and it's made you laugh or even crack a smile, then youRead More...

I'm Wondering if Muskoxen Geoff Should Have Sued...

Muskoxen Brendan — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:12:56 +0100

Check it out, a guy in Florida is suing a strip club after a stripper "permanently injured" him after kicking him without warning.

Geoff, maybe you should have sued after the bloody nose.

Man claims stripper permanently injured him - WPTV West Palm Beach

Youtube randumbness

Muskoxen Keith — Thu, 28 May 2009 02:49:25 +0100

OK, I admit it, I'm a Youtube addict. Seriously. I waste hours at a time clicking from video to video. I'll start with a rap freestyle battle, somehow land on a ghetto fight, then watch some people busting their asses doing a variety of stupid shit and eventually I'm watching some no names do silly movies. It's awesome. Over the Memorial Day weekend, I was apparently looking through stuff more than usual. Here are some of the finer moments:

Charles HaRead More...

What Would The Muskoxen Do? - Peeing in the Shower

Muskoxen Brendan — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:24:31 +0100

Dear Muskoxen --

Suppose I'm in the shower and I have to pee. Should I:

a. Just hold it. Really, how long does a shower take, 10 minutes? Be an adult.

b. Let it flow. "IT'S ALL PIPES!"

Anxiously awaiting your reply.

Dear Anxious,

Thank you for such a thought provoking question. It's questions like these that allow for frank discussions of social etiquette rarely tRead More...

Man-Showers - The Muskoxen Did It First

Muskoxen Brendan — Tue, 19 May 2009 03:49:20 +0100

Something the Muskoxen have noticed lately has been the popularity of "man showers." That is, a celebration of the man before his first child arrives.

We want to clear it up - here and now - that we were the trailblazers of this particular activity. Yes, folks, before Scott Baio did it (and even called it a Man Shower), the Muskoxen planned and executed what we titled the Man-Shower. You can read all about it in the Events area.

In short, in 2006, before my daughter was borRead More...

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