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What Would The Muskoxen Do? - The Digital TV Transition

Muskoxen Brendan — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:00:47 +0100

Dear Muskoxen,

I'm concerned about the switch to digital television coming up. I only get TV over the air, and missed out on the government vouchers for a converter box. What should I do?

Signed,
Nubbins Television

The Muskoxen felt it appropriate to publish this question today, due to the digital TV deadline.

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What Would The Muskoxen Do? - Peeing in the Shower

Muskoxen Brendan — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:24:31 +0100

Dear Muskoxen --

Suppose I'm in the shower and I have to pee. Should I:

a. Just hold it. Really, how long does a shower take, 10 minutes? Be an adult.

b. Let it flow. "IT'S ALL PIPES!"

Anxiously awaiting your reply.

Dear Anxious,

Thank you for such a thought provoking question. It's questions like these that allow for frank discussions of social etiquette rarely t...

Question: Should The Muskoxen Write an Advice Column?

Muskoxen Brendan — Tue, 05 May 2009 09:00:00 +0100

Recently, a suggestion was made to The Muskoxen that we should start giving advice to people. Seeing as we are the all-knowing beings that we are, I think this is a fantastic idea.

But we want to leave it up to you, our fans.

Should we start an advice column? If so, what should we call it?

Please vote in the poll on the left and write to us at "contactus at muskoxen.org" to ask your questions.

Edit: You can also contact us by using the Contact t...