Muskoxen Blog tagged food

KFC's Double Down

Muskoxen Keith — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 05:11:46 +0100

OK, so this *may* be TMI, but your boy is typing this entry from his toilet. Not 10 minutes ago I tried KFC’s Double Down “ breadless sandwich.” I should have known better. Actually I did know better, but in the interest of informing the general public, I forged ahead to bring you this toilet blasting installment.

The Double Down (isn’t this a Blackjack or Poker term? What does it have to do with a chicken sandwich? And on the topic of Po...

I Pity The Fool without an infomercial...

Muskoxen Keith — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:33:03 +0100

OK, I'm sure I'm not the only person who's seen this, but it has to be shared. Mr. T has an infomercial for a cooking machine called the FlavorWave Oven. In a shocking turn, he's turned his gold chains in for an apron. You read that right: an apron. On Mr. T. Do you think B.A. Baracus would have ever worn an apron? HELL NO. Unless Hanniball stuck him with a needle to get him on a plane and then put an apron on him... and if they did that I pity t...