Muskoxen Blog tagged funny

Beer and Rot - site launch

Muskoxen Geoff — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 23:55:33 +0100

Hey everyone. Just wanted to announce that I'm finally launching my long-in-the-works cartoon and comics site, Beer and Rot.

Check it out, and let me know what you think if you enjoy it. If you don't like it, go fuck yourself.

Special thanks to the Muskoxen and my lovely wife, Val, for all their help, even though I ignored a good chunk of it and left the long fart in.

New Vag

Muskoxen Geoff — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 07:14:19 +0100

Within the next week or two, there's a roughly 50% chance that I will have a daughter. To that end, Val and I were discussing the need for a new word to take the place of vagina.

Basically, vagina is a crappy word. It's not surprise because it is, after all, a medical term. It probably meant "bucket" or something in Latin, and now we're stuck with it. (Author's note: I just looked it up, and it actually means sheath or scabbard in Latin... you know... because it fits on our "swords".....

You need a Handjob!

Muskoxen Keith — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:34:23 +0100

Doing some of my Youtubing I ran across this... it's apparently a real product (or at least the website makes it look like you can order them). The "commercial" made me laugh though... enjoy.

http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Order.html

McNabb's knee or back or whatever - opening game

Muskoxen Geoff — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 23:19:07 +0100

Good thing McNabb got up, Vick was going to run down, bash his teeth out and drown him.

Wokka wokka wokka!

What would the Muskoxen do?

Muskoxen Geoff — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:31:59 +0100

So, this is more of an inside question, but I say we open it up for discussion.

What would the Muskoxen do in regards to this picture? Should the bird be more prominent, or do we feel that the idea comes across?

-Flipped Off in Philly

Watch this... You're Gonna Love My Nuts!

Muskoxen Keith — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:22:11 +0100

So I was sitting here bored and it occured to me that a couple weekends ago Vince, Shade' and I saw a hilarious commercial for the Slap Chop on MTV in which someone laid a beat down and "remixed" the infomercial. No idea why this just popped into my head, but it did, so I went and found it to share with you guys:
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA 425x344]

So apparently there are parodies of it, too (not surprisingly):
[video:http://www.youtube.c...

Shake the weight off....

Muskoxen Keith — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:09:43 +0100

The Shake Weight may be the funniest workout aid ever invented. Seriously. The thighmaster has NOTHING on this... watch the video in the following link and you'll understand.
My problem with it is that I see no point in spending then $20 (+ S&H) when you can get the same workout for free and make us (your boys) happy at the same time.... you get a work out and strong upper bodies and in the end we both get happy endings! :)

https://www.shakeweight.com/

I Pity The Fool without an infomercial...

Muskoxen Keith — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:33:03 +0100

OK, I'm sure I'm not the only person who's seen this, but it has to be shared. Mr. T has an infomercial for a cooking machine called the FlavorWave Oven. In a shocking turn, he's turned his gold chains in for an apron. You read that right: an apron. On Mr. T. Do you think B.A. Baracus would have ever worn an apron? HELL NO. Unless Hanniball stuck him with a needle to get him on a plane and then put an apron on him... and if they did that I pity t...

What You Didn't Know About Corporate Catch Phrases

Muskoxen Keith — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:52:41 +0100

So I'm sitting at my desk when I notice a link on the msn webpage that catches my eye. "12 Workplace Phrases You Probably Don't Know, But Should" - hmmm... interesting, I need to know this information, I'd better click the link: Have a look for yourself:

http://msn.careerbuilder.com/Article/MSN-1917-Workplace-Issues-12-Workplace-Phrases-You-Probably-Dont-Know-But-Should/?cbsid=708c5a9d672d4c99b8b17ccb56b8e19a-298990363-VO-4&sc_extcmp=JS_1917_home1&cbRecursionCnt=2&am...

Press Hop Video - Awesome

Muskoxen Brendan — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:24:34 +0100

[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exOxUAntx8I 425x344]

For most sports fans, this won't need any explanation, just awe and wonderment. I can't stop watching it.

(Kissing Suzy Kolber via Deadspin)

The Hangover

Muskoxen Keith — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 08:25:28 +0100

I'm no movie critic, but I watch a lot of them and I think I have a pretty good idea of what's good (Napoleon Dynamite and Talladega Nights spring immediately to mind) and what sucks (It's Pat, The Movie - I never saw this, but I can guarantee it sucks). I know what's funny and what's not, trust me. I'm not going to go into any spoilers, or ruin anything, but I am going to tell you that if you've read anything on this website and it's made you laugh or even crack a smile, then you...

I'm Wondering if Muskoxen Geoff Should Have Sued...

Muskoxen Brendan — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:12:56 +0100

Check it out, a guy in Florida is suing a strip club after a stripper "permanently injured" him after kicking him without warning.

Geoff, maybe you should have sued after the bloody nose.

Man claims stripper permanently injured him - WPTV West Palm Beach

Why I'm Fat

Muskoxen Keith — Sat, 09 May 2009 03:04:54 +0100

So I finally figured out why I'm fat! It's not because I'm lazy, or because I overeat, or that I drink beer like it's going out of style, or that my diet is worse than a group of first time Weight Watchers meeting participants... it's (are you ready for this?) because I chew too much gum! Don't believe me? Check it out:

http://health.msn.com/weight-loss/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100237729&GT1=31036

If you don't feel like reading all of that, I've taken the liberty ...

Meat Cards - Probably the Soon-to-Be Official Business Card of the Muskoxen

Muskoxen Brendan — Wed, 06 May 2009 09:00:00 +0100

I know I'm a little late, but how awesome is this?

Meat cards are business cards that are made from beef jerkey and etched with lasers.

I seriously can not think of a better business card for a Muskoxen than one of these.

Check the picture:

They also have a Flickr photostream of their prototyping.

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Man Uses Electric Dog Collar to Shock Kids - Comments from a Muskoxen

Muskoxen Brendan — Wed, 06 May 2009 09:00:00 +0100

I just read this piece:

Father uses dog collar to shock kids

Here's the problem with it - he didn't use it as a device for discipline.

I mean, seriously, it is funny, but that can't be what you tell everyone. And this guy had it all wrong. You don't chase the kids around with them. You put it on the child and when they get out of line, then you shock them. Like when the dog barks, it shocks them. If you put it on your kid and they're not listening, you shock them. If they ta...