The Muskoxen

Lately there have been several instances where "inventors" have made headlines for things we, the Muskoxen (aka The Muskoxen and Vince the Muskoxen Separatist), conceived of, but never followed through on.

Probably the most prominent instance of this has been this "Fried Beer" thing.

I believe it was Muskoxen Keith who came up with this idea, but we hit an impasse when we were such purists that we wouldn't allow fried beer batter or fried beer bread. Our indecision has cost us worldwide headlines, and probably some money for something totally stupid. Getting worldwide headlines, and some money for something totally stupid could easily be the stated goal of our organization if we had one.

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