The Muskoxen

Doing some of my Youtubing I ran across this... it's apparently a real product (or at least the website makes it look like you can order them).  The "commercial" made me laugh though... enjoy.

http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Order.html

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So I was sitting here bored and it occured to me that a couple weekends ago Vince, Shade' and I saw a hilarious commercial for the Slap Chop on MTV in which someone laid a beat down and "remixed" the infomercial.  No idea why this just popped into my head, but it did, so I went and found it to share with you guys:
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA 425x344]

So apparently there are parodies of it, too (not surprisingly):
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaR4LcLbW8I&feature=fvw 425x344]

[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ 425x344]

OK, I'm doing one of my youtube randumb viewing sessions now... check out the ShamWow song:
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsQcyhBsSjI 425x344]

Check out the cameo's in this JamWow Remix, simply awesome:
[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CztvSpKdCeY 425x344]

OK, I'd better stop before I waste any more time (ine or yours)....

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The Shake Weight may be the funniest workout aid ever invented.  Seriously.  The thighmaster has NOTHING on this...  watch the video in the following link and you'll understand. My problem with it is that I see no point in spending then $20 (+ S&H) when you can get the same workout for free and make us (your boys) happy at the same time.... you get a work out and strong upper bodies and in the end we both get happy endings! :)

https://www.shakeweight.com/

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OK, I'm sure I'm not the only person who's seen this, but it has to be shared.  Mr. T has an infomercial for a cooking machine called the FlavorWave Oven.  In a shocking turn, he's turned his gold chains in for an apron.  You read that right: an apron.  On Mr. T.  Do you think B.A. Baracus would have ever worn an apron?  HELL NO.  Unless Hanniball stuck him with a needle to get him on a plane and then put an apron on him... and if they did that I pity the fool who he sees first when we wakes up.  Anyway, Check it out:



[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrVWyj-XcbQ 425x244]

How awesome/pathetic/sad/sweet is that?  How about his entrance?  He kicked down a door amid a cloud of dust (and damn near toppled over)!  DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!  Not even a prop door can stand between Mr. T and some good grub!  I gotta get one!  And fast!  And not only does it bake flavor into food, you can actually BAKE with it!  I'd like to see someone make a muffin with a George Forman grill... take THAT George.

I kept hoping that at some point he'd go all Clubber Lang and challenge George Forman to some sort of fight or challenge.  "My prediction?  Pain!"

I'm not mad at him for trying to make money - I'm sure his Rocky III and A-Team royalties aren't what they used to be, but did he have to try so hard to blatently ride on the coattails of Big George?  And with such an inferior product?  Seriously - just look at that thing - it's huge and basically it reminds of of those Easy Bake Ovens that cook with a regular lightbulb that were so popular with girls and aspiring Emirrils when I was a kid... And take a look in the background... I've heard of product placement, but this infomercial took that notion to a whole new level - look how many FlavorWaves riddle the shelves... I guess they've got to have somewhere to put them when no one orders them, huh?

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OK, I admit it, I'm a Youtube addict.  Seriously.  I waste hours at a time clicking from video to video.  I'll start with a rap freestyle battle, somehow land on a ghetto fight, then watch some people busting their asses doing a variety of stupid shit and eventually I'm watching some no names do silly movies.  It's awesome.  Over the Memorial Day weekend, I was apparently looking through stuff more than usual.  Here are some of the finer moments:

Charles Hamilton Freestyle (he's really freestyling, not spitting writtens like most cats these days).  Son is STUPID nice!  Don't believe me?  Check for yourself (watch both parts if you have the time):

Part One:

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